Thursday, February 19, 2009

Tossing batting practice...while wondering if Ty Law and A-Roid are distantly related and have the same idiot cousin...

I want to be upset about ARod using steroids, but then I remember that he's never beaten the Red Sox so thus I'm less annoyed. All those guys will get their comeuppance when (or in some cases IF) they hit their 40s anyway.
With that said, there are a couple things about the A-Roid stammer-fest.

When you commit a stupid mistake that lasts three years, you're either; an idiot, disingenuously lying, or trying to keep the marriage together for the children.
A-Rod is either a) or b) in this case

Didn't the Yanks spring training home use to be Legends field, now it's George Steinbrenner Field? I'm sure The Boss is a legend in his own mind, but first he tears down Yankee Stadium, then he renames the spring training field, I thought old people were supposed to be nostalgic.

Former Bruin/Whaler/Hurricane defenseman Glen Wesley had his number retired in Carolina the other night against the Bruins.
I hope the entire time that banner went to the rafters he saw that wide open net he missed against Edmonton in the marathon ot Stanley Cup final we lost.
No I swear I'm not bitter

PS: F**K You Petr Klima, and for the record if your parents weren’t illiterate communists you’d know there are two E’s in Peter.

If Bud Selig were commissioner of NASCAR the entire field would have been brought back to finish the race the race on Thursday.
And you know what, all joking aside, that’s what I would have rather seen done. The Daytona 379 just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

They couldn’t drive in the rain? Really? That automatically disqualifies you as being considered the best drivers in the world.
I would watch intently if there was an event at Loudon in February without snowplows, in fact I’d buy a ticket and tailgate to that.
The ability to drive successfully in foul weather should be one of the measures of driving skill on the Sprint Cup series.

I spent much of the UConn/Pitt game trying to come up with an all-time starting five of white guys from UConn; so far I’ve got Jake Voskuhl, Travis Knight, and Israeli national team point guard Doron Scheffer. (and no despite the fact Rip Hamilton acts like a weenie, wears a face mask and has a killer mid-range jumper he does not in fact count)

Does anyone know of any Pitt fans? Or for that matter a Pitt grad? I’ve come across fans of nearly every major college program, but rarely do you see Panther paraphernalia when out at a bar (and by rarely I mean never).

I applaud Sean McDonough for calling out the officials in the UConn/Pitt game, and more importantly calling out the officiating in the Big East as a whole this season. He’s seen more Big East games than I have, but the second half of that game was just brutally officiated. One minute it looked like a game at Rucker Park with no blodd no foul, then the next their calling touch fouls.
If I couldn’t have already accounted for his whereabouts I would have thought Ed Hightower was joined by two Jason Harringtons.

Speaking of officials, I think Hightower, and Ted Valentine may each get more TV face time than any five major college coaches combined.
I cannot name a third major college basketball official, but those two are at more games than Dick Vitale.
And after I wrote this, there he was on TV Tuesday night at Purdue, from Hartford, Conn. To West Lafayette, Indiana; that man needs a better travel agent.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Other potential members of the UConn Whitewash Team:

Rebecca Lobo (come on, she HAS to be a man)
Charlie Villanueva (isn't he albino?)

Anonymous said...

You're kidding about NASCAR races in the rain, right? If I want to see a bunch of cars driving bumper-to-bumper on slick roads I'll head out on I-93 during rush hour.

Whether auto racing fans want to admit it or not, they don't want to watch a race unless cars are going really fast and get into a flying crash or two, that's not going to happen in the rain.

Same mentality goes for football fans who don't want to watch a game unless the players all weigh three bills and are freakishly huge from all the pills and injections they take. In both cases, the fans would rather watch a shortened race or game where the participants are doing what the fans paid their ticket money to see. Don't deny us that!

Buck said...

Ok, maybe in the rain its not as much fun, because nothing in the rain is fun to watch but while they may not drive 160 I could still see them doing around 100 or 120 with more possibilities of crashes.

I would absolutely love to see a race in snow though. It's kinda like when you watch the news in a snow storm and see cars spinning out you can't help but laugh, and are riveted. Imagine that at 75-100mph.
It doesnt have to be a blizzard, just a good dusting will do.